So, the wife has twisted her ankle pretty badly. It happened before when she was pregnant with I think the 5 year old. Anyway, laid up in bed today, I immediately set to work to make sure she would be able to get about as comfortably as possible.
Notice the detail!
The comfortable and stylish under arm padding.
The bespoke non-slip accoutrement!
Now, I know what the bitter feminists would TRY to present this as, trying to cheapen the clear message this sort of dedication sends. They would try to say that a “proper” crutch, from like a hospital or something, would be better, little understanding that this is an artisanal, fully hand-made, specific to measurement crutch. One of a kind, as any connoisseur of bespoke medical appliances would instantly recognise.
There is also absolutely no truth whatsoever that this is just a way to ensure she remains busy in the kitchen, barefoot, and pregnant. 1
Just all lies from jealous women, clearly.
You wouldn’t want her to slip AGAIN when she tries to use slippers, now, would you?! And she’s not pregnant. Yet, anyway.
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