The two year old got upset with the four year old… and the wife was listening in from the landing, because she has caught the two year old use a bit of foul language from time to time and so was expecting she may need to punish the little angel-looking Aryan tyrant…
Instead… I see the wife entering our bedroom with tears in her eyes, trying to stifle a belly laugh… she recounted what she heard…
2YO: (to 4 YO) You… Little… Ass-worm!
On the one hand, this is not good…
On the other… she’s definitely advanced in grammar, composition and comprehension…
And clearly the genetic predisposition of coming up with on-the-fly inventive vulgar insults, that is a staple of both mom and dad (you know, in our pre-good Catholic days) has been fully retained.
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