There are so many absolute wankers on Substack dispensing PUA style bullshit, random cat-ladies telling you how men are intimidated by strong independent wine-addled cat-ladies, and general noise that I have decided to give you all, WOMEN, the secret key to ensuring a permanent and loving relationship, absent of any religious morality (though in the REALLY long term, I strongly suggest you actually get some) or judgement of any kind. Merely the practical aspect (amoral as it is) 1 that will ensure the relationship progresses nicely towards old age and mutual bliss.
AND, for added bonus, it’s written by a WOMAN, so you know it’s true, all you GRRRRLLL-Power cat ladies dying of diabetes from ice-cream tubs and smelling of cat piss. Without further ado then, here it is:

PS: While sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, without sex you don’t have a relationship, so… kinda like petrol in a car type thing. It’s not the most important thing in a car, but without it you’re walking.
Been slinging “idiot” with Rian and I’m winning , so I wanna give him some ammo here, to make it fair-er.
This post was originally published on my Substack. Link here