Kurgan Runes

For the uninitiated LARP stands for Live Action Role-Playing. It’s like make believe where people dress up in cardboard costumes pretending to be cartoon animals or superheroes, or, in this case “Vikings”.

The difference being that the actual LARPers are knowingly engaging in a bit of fun and games, the “Pagans” somehow believe they are “real” Vikings, just waiting for the right time before they take over the world.

See my last post on the blackpilled where this fantastic specimen decided to comment. Think of this as part 2 of The unbearable Weight of Stupid People.

I have copied his comments and will now be doing the usual: Kurgan Woodchipper Moment for your entertainment. His Commentary is in retarded bold, mine in refined Italic.

Jeff Rollin, (retarded “Pagan” LARPer) whose email I will provide you at the end in case you want to converse with him about his impending “Viking” rising, wrote the following, apparently “innocuous comment”:

I would be a great Pagan Viking, if only guns didn’t exist and swords and war-axes were still the peak of military technology. Is that black-pilled?

But, as the comment from Uncle John’s Band, stated, it was already clear to me what we were dealing with, thanks to, as he mentioned in the same post, Single Data Point Pattern Recognition. Nevertheless, for your benefit and amusement, I thought I’d lay the obvious Kurgan pit of doom with woodchopper at the bottom right in front of him, and asked:

Well, I have a few questions for you:
1. Do you even know anything at all about the Vikings and the practical consequences of their beliefs?
2. Are you even remotely in shape?
3. Are you even remotely aware of what life back then was like?

Now, what do you think his response was going to be? An objective reply to my questions, perhaps showing a deep knowledge of ancient Viking practices? Yeah… don’t hold your breath. In the first place, because literally most of the ancient Viking practices are now completely unknown, and the few hints we do have about them are really quite horrific and nothing anyone today would really want to live by. Their ideas on marriage/death/rape for example, and the interplay between them were, a tad uncivilised you might say. The ONLY people who might think this was cool are frustrated incels fantasising about becoming the next Elliot Rodger.

So let us now begin the woodchipper process in earnest. I have combined his two retarded comments into one continuous one that I comment as we go. As I said, he’s in retarded bold, I am in refined italic.

You’re just avoiding the question Not at all. I was, charitably, giving you a tiny chance to prove you are not exactly the kind of LARPing retard your kind ALWAYS, invariably, inevitably, absolutely, always is. Thanks for playing, now we have absolute proof for everyone.

because you don’t want to admit you are too knee-jerk-reactionary in labelling any complaint about modernity as “blackpilled.” First of all, unlike you amoeba-like creatures, I knee-jerk, to practically nothing, with a bit of concentration, I can even make the reaction to an actual knee-jerk test be muted. But you can’t understand that, as you are a barely sentient biomass with no conception of agency or free will beyond possibly choosing which breakfast cereal you eat in the morning, alone and miserable in your council estate. Secondly, people who incessantly complain about modernity while doing absolutely nothing to change it, are indeed, oxygen thieves and disgusting parasites, so it is not a “reaction” of any kind to label them thusly, merely a factual observation. People who can do logic and note ratios, patterns and sets understand this. Oh, I am sorry, I’ll try to not bring in things you have no conception of whatsoever, like logic and factual observation, though it will be difficult unless I reduce myself to making monkey noises at you. I know you’d prefer that, but we’re not doing this for you. We’re doing it to amuse the people who can read.

Just becauae someone complains about some aspect of the economy doesn’t mean they are blackpilled. Blackpilled means they’ve given up. Yes, and you clearly fit the description, as does the other moron who got fisked. You have given up (on reality) and are a coward (for having abandoned reality and retreating in your homoerotic fantasies of “Vikings”).

Some guy complaining he hates his job and doesn’t even care if they fire him because it will just give him a vacation before he finds another one is not “blackpilled.” Yes, yes he is. He’s a coward and a loser that doesn’t have the balls to say “Shove your shit job” to the employer, because he is too lazy, too stupid, and too cowardly to do so. Explain to me how a “powerful, Viking-like MAN” would justifiably sit there like a wet, rotten fruit, stinking up the place doing as little as possible as he continues to try and leech some form of payment for no good reason, instead of, you know, standing up and saying “fuck this, I can and I will do better. Now!” I’ll wait.

And complaining that its harder to find one because of H1B visa hires (a US thing, i.e. importing Indians to take white-collar jobs) or illegal immigrants (for blue collar jobs). Oh, oh, wait, he WANTS to say “shove your job” but doesn’t because he’s scared it’s harder to find another one? Oh, yeah, THAT is how brave, courageous “Vikings” behave and behaved in history all the time right? Yeah, of course. It’s not the inaction of a cowardly worm, right? And goes counter to your previous statement directly above, right? Hey, why so silent… right?

That’s a fact, not “blackpilled.” No, as I have just shown that’s a blackpilled attitude a coward and loser has.

You are just a fossilized boomer so you can’t see. As anyone who really can’t think their way out of a wet paper back should do, a minimum of effort would have made it clear I am GenX and have no boomer traits since I changed careers, jobs and countries multiple times, all successfully, without any of the Boomer advantages. But I understand, a guy who can’t even see himself even remotely accurately is hardly going to get anything right about anyone else.

But the vikings will return, Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah! Yeah, sure… oh, wait, you’re “serious” hahhahahahhahahah! Dear readers, do you see? Do you see what I mean? hahahhahahahahaha. I suppose he also thinks guns will all just disappear, and drones, and well… reality. Literal reality. Hahahahhahahah Seriously, perhaps I should feel bad for making fun of the mentally ill, but hey, he asked for it.

and they will be pagans, Hahahahahahahahahahah, sure they will, sure. And will they be wearing big helmets with horns too? Shave their heads like in the Last Kingdom? Tatoo their face? Oh yeah, you may have one of those eh Jeff? Wait, are you going to keep that name? Jeff? It doesn’t sound very “Viking-ish” you know? Maybe Jeff-O, or Jeff-O of the Rollin, Rollin, Rollin Stones? I dunno, I’m not too familiar with your fantasy version of “Viking-ness”, but I’m just saying… “Jeff” hmmmm…iffy, you know? Just think about it.

because vikings is killing the browns and taking their land. Really? Is there a new war I am unaware of? Tell me Jeff, can you see these murderous Vikings right now? In your council estate one bedroom flat?

You might say “Catholica can do that too”; No, I would not say that, because “Catholica” is not even a word, but assuming you mean Catholics, they actually only responded to aggressions and RECLAIMED their own lands for a time. Oh, but you’d have to have read a few books to know that. And reading is hard for you Jeff, isn’t it? That big horned helmet always falls over your eyes when you bend over to follow your index finger over the page, I get it.

yes, because Catholicism inbided the paganism of the vikings. Hahahahah, seriously, stop, you’re retarded and ignorant to a degree that is hilarious, but all this laughing might hurt someone’s spleen or something. You fucking idiot. the Vikings CONVERTED to Catholicism after the monks on the shores of Normandy got tired of being raided and said, look, you can stay here but protect the lands from other raiders, and they did and after they saw that Catholicism was a better way they converted. You absolute idiot. Read a book once in your life. No, not Cos-Play for retards, or wherever you get your knowledge of “history” from. An actual book.

But that was then. Indeed. Vikings don’t exist AT ALL anymore. None. Not a single one. Catholics on the other hand, we’re still here aplenty. Much reduced from our heyday, no doubt, but real Catholics continue to exist as Sedevacantists.

Modern Catholics don’t have it in them any more than the Prots do. Assuming you’re even talking about actual Catholics and not the Novus Orco, but that aside, “have it in them” to do what? Oh, right, “kill brown people and take their lands” according to your pearls of wisdom. Yeah, generally mass murder based on skin-colour is not a big thing with us Catholics. To be fair, it generally tends to be more of an African people thing. Generally done against whites in the modern age. See Zimbabwe and South African farm murders, but yes, we’re not absolute retards with mass murder fantasies like you.

So when the vikings return after the collapse caused by WW3, Wait, I am still curious about where these Vikings are going to come from, Jeff. Do they come in a spaceship? Or maybe in longships from beyond the ice-wall on your flat Earth? Or… wait, I have it! Magic! Magic right? Like spells of teleportation and so on? Magic portals from the Viking world? Or maybe just from our past? But then the time-continuity issues alone…what’s that? I should spell it Magik, you say? Oh, ok, sure, we gotta get the “runes” in the right order for the Stargate spell eh?

they will be pagan. They told you this through a time-portal spell too right? Yeah, I knew it. You just hear the “voices” in your head right? Uh-huh… I see, Jeff, I see.

And they won’t be of youe boomer “the system is great, you’re just lazy” fossilized dinosaur denial of reality generation. Well, that’s quite the “grammar” there, Jeff, but I think I understand. Still, Jeff, they won’t be of ANY generation, because the Vikings, Jeff, are gone. All gone. And they are not coming back. Ever. Ever, ever. Oh, I know, it makes you so sad. Never mind eh, just get another delivery of Indian curry (dirty foreigners eh, but you love a good curry in your council estate flat in front of the telly to watch the football, hey Jeff? And put on another episode of “Vikings” on Netflix. Don’t get too excited by all the muscly men, hey Jeff, you know it’s wrong. You know it.

And even among Sedes, whether vacantisg or privationist, manly acts are forboden and the only act allowed is praying a novena to your gynoceatic goddess. I think you’re getting excited there Jeff. Probably thinking of “manly acts” is getting you all hot and bothered and one-handed typing is resulting in your current word/spelling salad. Just take your time and when you’re done get back to using both hands calmly to type, yeah? Now as to the actual “point” of your one-handed comment, you’re again, totally wrong and lying too. In Catholic dogma, it is actually a DUTY of any Catholic man to defend the innocents from aggression of any kind, and they are duty bound to act. Including with extreme violence if required, in their defence. You, on the other hand, are only familiar with the “manly acts” that are currently impeding your typing.

Yoy aren’t men but women. I see you have taken on board the current narrative of transgenderism Jeff. This is why you’re confused Jeff. Now, listen up: Men are men and women are women, and no man can be a woman or vice versa. Got it? Get right in your head about this Jeff. Just because you like men doing “manly acts” on you, doesn’t make you a woman Jeff. You’re just gay, and a fake “Viking” that’s all Jeff. Gay and fake.

And the pagan vikings will wipe you out along with the rest of the trannies, when the vikings finally return after civilization completely collapses. That’s quite the fantasy scenario you have there Jeff. So, when is this total civilisation collapse happening Jeff? Is it this week? Or next year? And you still haven’t told me, WHERE are these Vikings coming back from? Where did they go for a thousand years? It’s the ice wall isn’t it? You think they are tunnelling their way through the ice-wall of the flat Earth as we speak, right? Oh Jeff. I hate to do this to you, I am not a cruel person, but you have to know this… the flat-Earth Jeff, it’s a lie. We’re on a ball, spinning in space. Yup. I know. Another dream crushed. That’s ok. You always have Netflix.

What is paganism? Oh that’s easy. It’s the worship of demons under the mistaken idea they are “gods”.

One god didn’t create all the races. Oh. pray, do tell Jeff. I am soooo curious as to your gods-created race-theory. I can’t tell you. Maybe you’ll write a book on it eh? Ok, no, I know, teasing. Writing is hard for you as you’ve clearly demonstrated. Maybe a video though? Yeah. A video. Put it on YouTube and send me a link ok? And don’t forget to wear the horned helmet. Maybe a Thor’s hammer in your hand too. Well, ok, a papier-mache version, but still. A hammer. Good touch eh? Or maybe you can buy a rubber mallet from B&Q! Classy!

So pagans can kill other races. Ah, is this like a rule in the card game MagiK! The reterdening! That you play/made up? Only Pagans can kill people with a different skin tone? You know, I’m fairly sure the prison populations of any country will make it clear that rule you have Jeff, it’s only in your head. Like the voices from the “Vikings” beyond the “ice-wall”.

Catholics have to worship other races as the image of their one woman-god mary. That’s… yeah, that’s a real new take on “Catholicism” for me Jeff. That LARPing you do, is sure confused. and by “confused” I mean, batshit insane and not even remotely pretending to have a thread linked to any aspect of reality.

Vatican II is the natural consequence of your theology. I’d really enjoy seeing your 200 page thesis on this point Jeff. Could you send me a hardcopy?

Even if you roll it back it will happen again because you believe your kween mary created all the races. Again… I really am at a loss here. Do you “see” this “queen” in your room right now Jeff? Does she “create” races Jeff? Or… wait, are you playing with dolls again Jeff? I hope that’s it, really, because the alternative is probably more disturbing from a mental health perspective.

Gay priests and effiminate priests is the natural consequence of mary-goddess worship. I wouldn’t know Jeff. I’m a Catholic and we don’t worship anyone called mary. Much less any “goddess”. But I’ll take your word for it. In your “Pagan” made-up religion you’re gay because you worship a made-up “goddess”, ok Jeff.

“but pagans worshipped goddeses too” the women did. Ok Jeff, it’s good you admit you worship your “goddess” and that’s what you think made you gay, I get it, but you’re gay Jeff, not a “woman”. Ok? Get it right. And… I know this is personal Jeff, but I’m curious, is your mommy called Mary by any chance? Cause you seem to have a few issues, Jeff. Maybe you should talk to someone about them.

men worshipped the male gods obviously. Right…obviously. Because of your demonstrated, deep knowledge of your made-up “religion” with transgenderism rules. Ok, Jeff.

Catholicism imposes female religion on men and turns them into women. Again Jeff, you really need to get this into your head. Men are born men, stay men and die men. And never, ever become women. Not even if you cut your junk off Jeff. So don’t do it. Stop wearing mommy’s dresses and the horned helmet too Jeff. You’re just gay, you’re not a woman trapped in a man’s body. The sexes are not interchangeable Jeff. Wake up. For the love of God, Jeff, wake up! join reality!

Catholicism is religious transgenderism. I am sure in your head that probably makes sense Jeff. But only there, I assure you.

And now you see why I can’t do this every time. I actually have a farm and a family to tend to, as much fun as this has been. Just try to imagine the responses I might give for the next lot of idiots. Try it yourselves, it’s quite entertaining. And if you wish to continue an in depth conversation with Jeff about his religion, write him a note at: [email protected]